Buzz Cuts All Around
Desperation to exorcise demons in Chicago leads to the blowing up of innocent Haitian sporting goods. In Boston, players grow hair like Chia pets.
Johnny Damon, Pedro Martinez and Manny Ramirez are the main offenders, putting the three worst doos together on one club. Man Ram increases the ugliness exponentially by removing and replacing his cap constantly during a game.
Wade Boggs ate chicken before each game and supervised the maintenance of his girlfriends underwear, or lack thereof. So one Boston Hall of Famer benefited from a little deviation. Fowl and undies, fine. It doesnt follow that theres a correlation between baseball success and big hair.
How many championships did Oscar Gamble win, exactly?
Like that tried and untrue superstition of silent-treatmenting a pitcher during a no-hitter; it doesn't work!! How many 7th, 8th and 9th inning breakups do you need to comprehend? Talk to the damn guy. Take a haircut already
This Yankees parasite epidemic sounds like an episode of Star Trek. With Kevin Brown especially, cant you just see Mr. Spock suggesting that its the player whos invading the organisms nervous system; not the other way around?
Also in the episode, Bones seeks an explanation for the gravitational pull of something once known as pinstripes, which turn even the most ardent me-first humanoids like Gary Sheffield into selfless, the-needs-of-the-many followers of a charismatic leader, who in this show looks a bit like Derek Jeter
Lookalikes: Saddam Hussein and Cheers character Nick Tortelli
Bartolo Colon, meet Mark Davis
Dont you love this thing called the commissioners office, which makes up All-Star rosters badly each summer? Its as if a desk, a bookcase and a couple chairs get together to compare notes.
Lets be thankful Paul Lo Duca missed making the NL squad this year. The three days off will do him good. He wasnt going to get it any other way.
Yes, Milton Bradley and Rasheed Wallace make for an obvious comparison. Lets hope it doesnt take Bradley ten years to get that the world is not against him.
Most umpires know the difference between bleep and bleep you, and keep players in games accordingly. But Jim Tracy needs to rethink BS like this: That first time, Milton wasnt wrong. Go back and look at the location of the pitch. Uh, hello? Defending your players is admirable, but dont use Gary Barnett as a model.
Argue balls and strikes and youre automatically tossed. Bradley can best help his team by letting Tracy take the ejection for him.
And is it really a surprise that Tommy Lasorda can do more in five minutes with Shawn Green than his actual manager can in half a season?
Add Bob Brenlys name to the list of candidates for the L.A. job, especially if its occupied till winter.
Guilty parties in the handling of Hideo Nomo include physician, general manager, manager, and pitching coach, but not necessarily in that order
Contrary to common wisdom, renting a player for a stretch run is a good thing.
It doesnt have to be Randy Johnson, Kris Benson or nothing. The Dodgers can either choose from Livan Hernandez, Steve Traschel, Jamie Moyer and Shawn Estes, or watch everyone else. Ted Lilly and Russ Ortiz might be more costly, but are also getable.
Prediction: Frisco outbids the Dodgers to reacquire Hernandez.
From one of my female minions, fresh back from the stadium and hoping to impress: Bonds hit a home run and that Gigne kid, what an arm
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